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Yomama so cute and loving toward you I wish she was my mama too.

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1. If I spit rhymes into a snorkel underwater…

Does that make bubble wrap?

2. Strong will

A beggar knocks on the door of a house and says to the rather fat housewife, who opens the door for him: "I'm hungry! I haven't eaten for a whole week!" he complains. "Oh, lucky man!" the housewife exclaims. "If only I had such a strong will.

3. Who is the most famous dog magician in history?

Houndini

4. Handling my wife's mood swings

Last night, had a fight with my wife. She said she doesn't even want to see me alive anymore and shouted very rudely at me. Today morning she woke happily, kissed me and said, "Can we trip to Kashmir? " Dude c'mon I mean I love Kashmir, but how do I deal with all these mood swings? Edit : you gotta watch Indian news to get the idea.

5. My wife bought a new squeegee the other day and...

6. What do you call a fairy that puts money under your pillow when you fart?

A toot fairy

7. My buddy went to the hardware store.

He said "They doubled the price of the hexagonal thing with a threaded hole." I said "That's nuts!"

8. Back in high school my Environmental Science teacher had a way of always comparing Nature to a woman. So It’s really his fault I got those women pregnant.

He always said "aye when ye get Bonnie bared don’t pollute!”

9. A mentally challenged guy had sex with multiple women and left without saying goodbye.

Talk of the town was that the nut screws and bolts.

10. What's the difference between kinky and perverted?

KInky you use a feather, perverted you use the whole chicken.

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